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Kamala Harris is not a comedian and doesn’t typically say humorous things intentionally, but she has had a number of moments that have gone viral or been turned into memes because of how she phrased something or how people interpreted her tone or delivery.
Some of her moments are unintentionally funny, awkward, or oddly worded, making them meme-worthy and giving us a collection of funny Kamala Harris sayings.
Here’s a huge list of quotes that many found humorous online — often shared, parodied, or turned into memes:
Kamala Harris’ Funny Quotes
Here are 40 funny quotes by Kamala Harris:
“We did it, Joe.”
She said during a video call after the 2020 election victory. And it went so viral that it became a meme for everything from petty wins to dramatic moments.
This saying of Kamala Harris also got attention because she started explaining the Ukraine situation like a preschool teacher:
“Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that’s wrong.”
“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day.”
Just read this and try to understand why this saying is so wordy. This wordiness made this a funny quotation by Kamala Harris.
“I’m talking about the significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time…”
This one about Venn diagrams also became a popular meme, and it was even used by many celebrities and media channels.
“I love Venn diagrams. I just love Venn diagrams. You know, the circles. Right? Three circles. And then you can see the intersection. I’m telling you, I love Venn diagrams.”
You can’t guess what she was talking about, and this made a lot of fun!
“There’s a level of — I think of like, um — there’s like an environmental justice component to it, right?”
This one is a classic moment where she trailed off mid-sentence.
“It’s about the future. We are guided by what we see that can be, unburdened by what has been.”
Now, look at this Kamala Harris saying, she might have been a preschool teacher.
“When we talk about the children of the community, they are a children of the community.”
“The significance of the passage of time cannot be overstated — and it is very significant.”
“I’m here, standing. I’m talking. And I’m here.”
After a reporter asked her a direct question and she answered like she were philosophizing her own existence.
“You’re gonna walk into any grocery store, and you’re going to see empty shelves. You’re going to see the cost of things going up, and you’re going to wonder, what the heck is going on?”
“I think that there can be no higher calling than to be in a position to determine the future of the planet.”
“Space is exciting. It spurs our imaginations. And it forces us to ask big questions.”
“Let us now, together, do what we must do. And that is to march forward to a better future.”
“We invested an additional $12 billion into community banks because we know community banks are in the community.”
“We must, together, work together to see where we are, where we are going, and where we are headed.”
“I’m speaking. I’m speaking!”
Snapped during the VP debate with Mike Pence — turned into everything from t-shirts to mugs.
“We are doing the work we have been doing, and it’s important work. It’s the work we do every day.”
“Water is wet.”
Not something she said directly, but often used to joke about the simplicity of her statements.
“We are the United States of America because we are united, and we are states.”
“I think everyone here recognizes how extraordinary space is. Right? Space? It affects us all — and it connects us.”
“So I would say that what can be unburdened by what has been, then we are able to imagine what can be.”
“I’m acutely aware of the many issues that impact the everyday lives of the people. That’s why I care about the issues that impact people’s everyday lives.”
“We are doing the things that are about the things we’ve always done.”
“We must address the root causes of the root causes.”
A double-root quote that launched countless memes.
“The governor and I, and we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right?”
“We must support our allies and stand with our friends because that is what friends do.”
“The wheels on the bus go round and round.”
Said during a kids’ event but widely quoted online as if breaking news.
“When we talk about the plan, part of the plan is planning how we will plan for the plan that is planned.”
“You don’t have to abandon your faith or deeply held beliefs to agree the government should not be telling her what to do with her body.”
“This virus, it has no eyes, and yet it knows exactly how to find you.”
“The president and I talk about this often. We talk about it a lot. We talk about many things, but we do talk about this.”
“Climate change is a climate crisis that is happening because the climate is changing.”
“We’re gonna do what we’ve always done, and that’s do what we do.”
“One of the things I’m most excited about is electric school buses.”
“It’s the duality of things that are distinct yet connected, like race and justice, or time and space, or humans and humanity.”
“I’m a woman sitting at the table — and that’s a big deal.”
“My mother used to say, ‘Don’t just sit around and complain about things. Do something.’ So I ran for president.”
“I am Kamala Harris. My pronouns are she and her. I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.”
“The bus will take us there, and when we get there, we’ll be there.”
These were the top 40 Kamala Harris‘s funny quotes and meme-worthy moments that you can share with your friends and post on social media.
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